Monday, August 10, 2009

Smells Like Cinammon Crotch In Here

If you're like me and you have a sensitive sense of smell, you probably wouldn't like my job. It so happens that at a casino, nearly nobody makes the time to bathe. B.O. is rampant, plus there are a special few with, well, unique aromas. Powerful odors emanate from most customers be it body odor, cologne covering up body odor, and roulette. Oh, let's not forget about the smoke.

The only establishments in the state that allow smoking indoors nowadays has to be casinos, and these customers take advantage of this fact I just made up by smoking vigorously.

There's no consideration for anyone's health here, smoking or not. Blown smoke through the windows, coughing, spitting, pulling money out from inside a bra, finding money covered in fluids/blood/toilet water, I've seen all of this happen to me. And, they have the cajones to smell awful, too? Ugh, bad day at work I guess.

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  1. Reminds me of a scene from Anchorman:

    Veronica Corningstone: "My god, what is that smell?"
    Brian Fantana: "That's the smell of desire my lady."
    Veronica Corningstone: "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper...filled with...Indian food."
    Brian Fantana: "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
    Garth Holliday: "What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
    News Station Employee: "Smells like Bigfoot's dick."

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